For the record, this is my ugliest and nastiest post ever! Yeah, worse than grammatical errors and chessy drama. :) I got this somewhere in the blogosphere (elsewhere!). Effing funny. Eventually, I copied and pasted the whole thing. Haha. Pangungunahan ko na kayo, I am by a hair's breadth patron of chain messages, whether be it an e-mail or SMS. I'm SOOO hardly a fan. Duh. Like I text.
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Once you've opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, wih traits written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign then repost this with your zodiac sign and label it. If you don't repost this, you will have a badluck for as long as it says on your description.
Virgo: The Whore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last words. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted.Easy to please. The one and only. The ultimate sexiness. Great kisser. 7 yrs. of badluck if you don't repost this.
Scorpio: The Lover
Can be mean sometimes. EXTREMELY SEXY. Intelligent.Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic (freak in bed). GREAT KISSER. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 yrs. of bad luck if you don't repost.
Libra: The Sex Addict
Very pretty. Very Romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you'll ever meet. Amazing in bed!,,did i say amazing in bed?!not the kind of person you wanna fuck with..you might end up crying. The most irresistable. Rare to find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Get's what s/he wants. Loves in a relationship. 9 yrs of badluck if you don't repost this.
Aries: The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. Extremely Sexy. Loves being in Long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.16 yrs. of badluck if you don't repost.
Aquarius: Does it in water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long term relationships.Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations not a fighter, but will knock the shit out of you. The best and biggest freak in bed. Considered to be a "G". 2 yrs of bad luck if you don't repost this.
Gemini: Ultra Sexy
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Horny.Freak in bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. The most irresistable. 9 yrs. of badluck if you do not repost.
Leo: Wild in Bed
Great talker. Sexy and Passionate. Laid back. knows how to have fun. Is really good at making out. Great kisser. unpredictable. Outgong. Down to earth. Loyal. addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.
Cancer: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!. Love is one of a kind. Very Romantic. Most caring person you'll ever meet. Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a fighter, but will knocks your light out of it comes down to it. Someone to hold on to. 12 yrs. of badluck if you don't repost.
Capricorn: The passionate Lover
Love being in long relationships. Great talker. Always loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. predict future. Irresistible. Awesome kisser. Gets what s/he wants. By FAR The best in BED. Very sexy. Loves to own gemini. In sports. Extremely Fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you will never forget. Smart. 24 yrs of badluck if don't repost.
Taurus: The Freak in Bed
Aggressive. freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. The most caring person you'll ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people in earth. 15 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.
Sagittarius: The Sexy One
Spontaneous. Horny. freak in bed. Great in bed. loves being in long relationships. the one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. There love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you'll ever meet. Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.. Sexy. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. The most caring person you'll ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people in earth. 15 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.
Virgo: The Whore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last words. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted.Easy to please. The one and only. The ultimate sexiness. Great kisser. 7 yrs. of badluck if you don't repost this.
Scorpio: The Lover
Can be mean sometimes. EXTREMELY SEXY. Intelligent.Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic (freak in bed). GREAT KISSER. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 yrs. of bad luck if you don't repost.
Libra: The Sex Addict
Very pretty. Very Romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you'll ever meet. Amazing in bed!,,did i say amazing in bed?!not the kind of person you wanna fuck with..you might end up crying. The most irresistable. Rare to find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Get's what s/he wants. Loves in a relationship. 9 yrs of badluck if you don't repost this.
Aries: The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. Extremely Sexy. Loves being in Long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.16 yrs. of badluck if you don't repost.
Aquarius: Does it in water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long term relationships.Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations not a fighter, but will knock the shit out of you. The best and biggest freak in bed. Considered to be a "G". 2 yrs of bad luck if you don't repost this.
Gemini: Ultra Sexy
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Horny.Freak in bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. The most irresistable. 9 yrs. of badluck if you do not repost.
Leo: Wild in Bed
Great talker. Sexy and Passionate. Laid back. knows how to have fun. Is really good at making out. Great kisser. unpredictable. Outgong. Down to earth. Loyal. addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.
Cancer: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!. Love is one of a kind. Very Romantic. Most caring person you'll ever meet. Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a fighter, but will knocks your light out of it comes down to it. Someone to hold on to. 12 yrs. of badluck if you don't repost.
Capricorn: The passionate Lover
Love being in long relationships. Great talker. Always loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. predict future. Irresistible. Awesome kisser. Gets what s/he wants. By FAR The best in BED. Very sexy. Loves to own gemini. In sports. Extremely Fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you will never forget. Smart. 24 yrs of badluck if don't repost.
Taurus: The Freak in Bed
Aggressive. freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. The most caring person you'll ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people in earth. 15 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.
Sagittarius: The Sexy One
Spontaneous. Horny. freak in bed. Great in bed. loves being in long relationships. the one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. There love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you'll ever meet. Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.. Sexy. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. The most caring person you'll ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people in earth. 15 yrs of badluck if you don't repost.
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